Wisconsin!

You just might live in Wisconsin if you/r
refer to the Packers as "we."
know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie & Manitowoc,
consider Minneapolis exotic.
Down South to you means Iowa.
have either a pet or a child named "Brett"
know how to polka.
town has an equal number of bars and churches,
were unaware that there is a legal drinking age
idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
A brat is something you eat
neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
go out to fish fry every Friday
have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau.
someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
actually understand these jokes,